ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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