that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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