i would punch a child for taco bell
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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