Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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