her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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