So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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