I must be too annoying 4 u.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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