why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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