the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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