still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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