so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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