That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize