Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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