Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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