Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
sex in a hospital.. check
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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