let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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