You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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