just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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