3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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