you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It was confusing and full of hummus
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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