You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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