I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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