I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize