She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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