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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I am engaged

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To a real live girl that has met me

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(337): View more from Louisiana

it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.

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(925): View more from California

Should I have kids to fix a relationship??

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.

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(214): View more from Texas

I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself

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(540): View more from Virginia

Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back

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(817): View more from Texas

The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.

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