He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
try to milk me bitch
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