Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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