wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm always down for nudity.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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