it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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