i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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