I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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