I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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