Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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