Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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