He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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