She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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