Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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