Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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