I wanna bring you to show and tell
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
