A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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