I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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