Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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