People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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