i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
nutella sex= disaster
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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