She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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