Who did Billy Mays play for?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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