I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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