My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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