I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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