i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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