You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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