Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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