i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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