i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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