I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
