It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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