what day is it and did you see me today?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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