Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My hand turned me down
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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