dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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