I love watching others lives come down to our level.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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