Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
be right there i have to get my cape
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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